Sunday, May 3, 2009

A Gnoll's Haiku

Hail by Anonymous Gnoll Archer

Hail of deadly bolts
Strike hard at our enemies
Damage not their shoes
Rawk rawk rawk by the Author's Griffin Mount

Rawk rawk rawk rawk rawk
Rawk rawk rawk rawk rawk rawk rawk
Rawk rawk rawk rawk rawk*
* Translation in common tongue:

Why Did They Have to Come Down This Road, Darn It?!!

Cloud smells like my poop
Dragon-man so frightening
Both talons can't hit

Why I Hate Warlocks by Another Anonymous Gnoll

We strike from above
Warlock appears up here, and --
Where did the ground go?

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